When you ring the bell of flat no. 2*0(privacy very important :P) , u will hear some ferocious barking , some scratching and banging of the main door, you will recheck the address you have , and that written on the door, count the number of floors you have climbed, question the numbering system of my building , i will come to answer the bell - along with a ball of fur . Yes I have a dog now , visitors beware - of the excessive licking of your feet that will follow along with the demands for attention by our little , no actually a little fatso Snowy .
There are dogs and there are dogs , but we still call them dogs right ? Not our Snowy , calling him a dog actually , actually feels like we are abusing him :O you ask why ? I tell you why -
* He has eyes like that of a deer.
* He is as white as snow and wears a coat as red as blood. He is yet to meet his dwarfs though.
* He has had a single love interest , which went in vain , he hasn't even looked at another bitch since (feels so good to use this word without getting a few eyebrows raised ) .
* He is always ready for a duel with the only other dog in my building - a doberman - twice the size of Snowy. This proves that he has an inflated sense of self , found very commonly in a particular sex of one other species :P
*He is extremely jealous of a soft toy named Tuffy and is on a constant look out to destroy it.
* He barks whenever we say the word "watchman" either telling us that he is one or defying his being a dog so completely as to hate the word watchman itself.
*He will not eat until cajoled, patted and ran after even if he has been hungry for the entire day.
A pet can change your life in ways you never imagined . Mine did and I hope I never have to be without a pet ever .
Monday, January 16, 2012
What Changed
Yes I am back - a little wiser, a lot dumber , clueless as ever . What I did these two and a half years - no didn't get a chance to watch two and a half men , yes learnt to crack PJ's , broke some beliefs, formed few new ones , still (Amitabh Bacchan style) angry with God .
And turned twenty and five . I know !!
Something borrowed:
I have a new pet now , its not mine but I wish it was . I never knew that I could love an animal so much , but I do , I do .
The huge collection of dresses that I have never worn stacking up in my almirah , just like Andy's toys waiting and waiting.
Something blue:
Gained a few kgs. Wasnt this what all of you wanted me to do ? Then why in heaven's name did you girls join gyms and become thin .. in front of my very eyes .. all this while i was so trustingly hogging cheese spread and mayonnaise . Like I said karma is a bitch.
Something old:
Bangalore :) it is still the one I love, forever and for always .
My addiction for TV series and hollywood movies . I have turned to more soul searching types - i.e chick-flicks.
The rise and the rise of the price of petrol.
Morons - they have a new name now - workaholics.
Something new :
Apple made an Ad saying - if u don't have an Iphone you dont have a life , got into controversies and changed it to some dumb recursive logic stating - If U dont have an Iphone, You don't have an iphone. Well I dont have an Iphone but I did have a very active facebook account(the next best thing to iphone somehow) , which I deleted, sorry deactivated, today. So basically I dont have a life (half life perhaps ? I cudnt find any unicorn to slay though) anymore.
An Anna Hazare fought for some Anti - corruption bill , won and lost , became Anti-Baazigar and earned the coveted position of the new-ghandhi. Swami Ramdev showed that yoga does not cure jealously.
Aishwarya rai gave birth to a girl at thirty-eight (yay !).Hope she gets her looks and brains , wishing the same for any boys she gives birth to too .
Obama won a Nobel peace award , and I didn't - life is really unfair.
India Won the World Cup - it DID . No jokes here . Music, cricket and food thats all we have got .
Kingfisher went bankrupt. I still love their theme tune though - ulla la la le oo la la la ee oo . Wonder what will guys look forward to now while boarding our Air-india flights.
And I use Kajal now. Not the actresses Kajal , but of course you got that !!
Well that was the "Something borrowed , something blue , something old and something new" in my life , and a little around me. Though for almost four of my best friends this will be the year they tie the knot . Me ? I will continue to mock the wrong side of twenty-five and look twenty-one always.
And turned twenty and five . I know !!
Something borrowed:
I have a new pet now , its not mine but I wish it was . I never knew that I could love an animal so much , but I do , I do .
The huge collection of dresses that I have never worn stacking up in my almirah , just like Andy's toys waiting and waiting.
Something blue:
Gained a few kgs. Wasnt this what all of you wanted me to do ? Then why in heaven's name did you girls join gyms and become thin .. in front of my very eyes .. all this while i was so trustingly hogging cheese spread and mayonnaise . Like I said karma is a bitch.
Something old:
Bangalore :) it is still the one I love, forever and for always .
My addiction for TV series and hollywood movies . I have turned to more soul searching types - i.e chick-flicks.
The rise and the rise of the price of petrol.
Morons - they have a new name now - workaholics.
Something new :
Apple made an Ad saying - if u don't have an Iphone you dont have a life , got into controversies and changed it to some dumb recursive logic stating - If U dont have an Iphone, You don't have an iphone. Well I dont have an Iphone but I did have a very active facebook account(the next best thing to iphone somehow) , which I deleted, sorry deactivated, today. So basically I dont have a life (half life perhaps ? I cudnt find any unicorn to slay though) anymore.
An Anna Hazare fought for some Anti - corruption bill , won and lost , became Anti-Baazigar and earned the coveted position of the new-ghandhi. Swami Ramdev showed that yoga does not cure jealously.
Aishwarya rai gave birth to a girl at thirty-eight (yay !).Hope she gets her looks and brains , wishing the same for any boys she gives birth to too .
Obama won a Nobel peace award , and I didn't - life is really unfair.
India Won the World Cup - it DID . No jokes here . Music, cricket and food thats all we have got .
Kingfisher went bankrupt. I still love their theme tune though - ulla la la le oo la la la ee oo . Wonder what will guys look forward to now while boarding our Air-india flights.
And I use Kajal now. Not the actresses Kajal , but of course you got that !!
Well that was the "Something borrowed , something blue , something old and something new" in my life , and a little around me. Though for almost four of my best friends this will be the year they tie the knot . Me ? I will continue to mock the wrong side of twenty-five and look twenty-one always.
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