What Changed

Yes I am back - a little wiser, a lot dumber , clueless as ever . What I did these two and a half years - no didn't get a chance to watch two and a half men , yes learnt to crack PJ's , broke some beliefs, formed few new ones , still (Amitabh Bacchan style) angry with God .
And turned twenty and five . I know !!


Something borrowed:

I have a new pet now , its not mine but I wish it was . I never knew that I could love an animal so much , but I do , I do .

The huge collection of dresses that I have never worn stacking up in my almirah , just like Andy's toys waiting and waiting.

Something blue:

Gained a few kgs. Wasnt this what all of you wanted me to do ? Then why in heaven's name did you girls join gyms and become thin .. in front of my very eyes .. all this while i was so trustingly hogging cheese spread and mayonnaise . Like I said karma is a bitch.

Something old:

Bangalore :) it is still the one I love, forever and for always .

My addiction for TV series and hollywood movies . I have turned to more soul searching types - i.e chick-flicks.

The rise and the rise of the price of petrol.

Morons - they have a new name now - workaholics.

Something new :

Apple made an Ad saying - if u don't have an Iphone you dont have a life , got into controversies and changed it to some dumb recursive logic stating - If U dont have an Iphone, You don't have an iphone. Well I dont have an Iphone but I did have a very active facebook account(the next best thing to iphone somehow) , which I deleted, sorry deactivated, today. So basically I dont have a life (half life perhaps ? I cudnt find any unicorn to slay though) anymore.

An Anna Hazare fought for some Anti - corruption bill , won and lost , became Anti-Baazigar and earned the coveted position of the new-ghandhi. Swami Ramdev showed that yoga does not cure jealously.

Aishwarya rai gave birth to a girl at thirty-eight (yay !).Hope she gets her looks and brains , wishing the same for any boys she gives birth to too .

Obama won a Nobel peace award , and I didn't - life is really unfair.

India Won the World Cup - it DID . No jokes here . Music, cricket and food thats all we have got .

Kingfisher went bankrupt. I still love their theme tune though - ulla la la le oo la la la ee oo . Wonder what will guys look forward to now while boarding our Air-india flights.

And I use Kajal now. Not the actresses Kajal , but of course you got that !!


Well that was the "Something borrowed , something blue , something old and something new" in my life , and a little around me. Though for almost four of my best friends this will be the year they tie the knot . Me ? I will continue to mock the wrong side of twenty-five and look twenty-one always.